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this is for me and me only

becausee i love nothing more than the conversations i have with nina and i was so mean to her today and i never want to do that again so remEMBER this

[17:14] honey bunches of oats: okay sweet you never say anything and then
[17:14] honey bunches of oats: you explode in a fit of gay


[22:27] element of faces: my lips are chapped
[22:27] element of faces: like even around my lips
[22:27] honey bunches of oats: ew go get some vasaleen okay
[22:27] honey bunches of oats: i want to make out with you alll ight
[22:27] honey bunches of oats: Yes vasaleen
[22:27] element of faces: we don't have any you used it all when you were trying to fit that football in your vagina
[22:28] honey bunches of oats: it was rewarding
[22:28] honey bunches of oats: i deflated it
[22:28] element of faces: you came all over it
[22:28] element of faces: it was disgusting
[22:28] honey bunches of oats: oh man that was such a good orgasm
[22:28] element of faces: i watched in aWE and disgust
[22:28] honey bunches of oats: you came aswel jerk
[22:28] honey bunches of oats: as well
[22:28] element of faces: ummm no ifaked it
[22:28] element of faces: for your sake
[22:32] honey bunches of oats: HOW DO YOU SPELL
[22:32] honey bunches of oats: rightchousssness
[22:32] honey bunches of oats: i cant even pronounce it
[22:32] element of faces: righteousness?
[22:32] honey bunches of oats: ugh how are you so perfoECT
[22:32] element of faces: im not
[22:32] element of faces: like i don't even know what the fuck
[22:32] element of faces: apartness
[22:32] element of faces: is
[22:32] honey bunches of oats: honestly you're a genous
[22:32] element of faces: A GENOUS
[22:32] honey bunches of oats: i want to lickyour whole body
[22:32] honey bunches of oats: for hours
[22:32] honey bunches of oats: GENIUS
[22:32] honey bunches of oats: chris and brendan arent back yet :[ just fyi
[22:33] element of faces: i know because theyre here with me
[22:33] element of faces: were laughing at your idiot spelling
[22:33] element of faces: <333

[17:59] honey bunches of oats: my nose looks like a penis

[18:07] honey bunches of oats: didy ou make chris buy sunchips
[18:07] element of faces: boys bathroom shower at a camp ground in rhode island.
[18:07] honey bunches of oats: you know i think they taste like armpits
[18:07] element of faces: this is reallygross
[18:08] element of faces: but yes because i love sun chips
[18:08] honey bunches of oats: mcdonalds bathroom
[18:08] honey bunches of oats: who eats at mcdonalds
[18:08] element of faces: mcdonalds bathroom.
[18:08] element of faces: HOLY shit
[18:08] element of faces: haha
[18:08] honey bunches of oats: :]
[18:08] element of faces: i didn't even read you said that :]
[18:08] element of faces: i had sex in an out house with some girl before :/ fucking dirty. ohhh yeahhh
[18:09] element of faces: why would you even admit that
[18:09] honey bunches of oats: that kid
[18:09] honey bunches of oats: is fucking filthy
[18:09] element of faces: aN OUT HOUSE
[18:09] honey bunches of oats: and lets remember that poop does not escape outhouses
[18:09] element of faces: like where someone shits
[18:09] element of faces: hahahahah
[18:09] honey bunches of oats: the shit just chills

[22:41] honey bunches of oats: i like the way he showcases his anus
[22:41] honey bunches of oats: like
[22:41] honey bunches of oats: all anusess look hte same
[22:41] element of faces: yours is special

[22:55] element of faces: my mom wants to get another dog
[22:55] element of faces: that was given back to the pound tiwce
[22:56] honey bunches of oats: aww
[22:56] element of faces: his name is walter
[22:56] honey bunches of oats: AWWWW
[22:56] element of faces: how do you feel about this
[22:56] honey bunches of oats: i want him
[22:56] honey bunches of oats: how old is he
[22:56] element of faces: 6
[22:56] element of faces: hes a golden too
[22:56] honey bunches of oats: so you want your dogs to mate
[22:57] element of faces: UMMM
[22:57] element of faces: my dad told my uncle about it
[22:57] element of faces: and he said he was going to hump maddison
[22:57] element of faces: all the time
[22:57] honey bunches of oats: poor maddison
[22:57] element of faces: but shes neutureueud
[22:57] honey bunches of oats: she has done nothing to deserve this
[22:57] element of faces: and im sure he is too
[22:57] honey bunches of oats: how old is maddison
[22:57] element of faces: UMM
[22:57] element of faces: 9
[22:57] honey bunches of oats: it'd be like fucking his grandmother
[22:57] element of faces: theyre both neutred im sure
[22:57] honey bunches of oats: he'd do it
[22:58] element of faces: well you do it so
[22:58] element of faces: and i do it [to your grandmother]
[22:58] honey bunches of oats: yeah i really enjoy nailling your grandmother
[22:58] honey bunches of oats: her vagina is moist
[22:59] honey bunches of oats: like chocolate ckae
[22:59] honey bunches of oats: CAKE


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